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12.06.2025 11:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do flat earthers delete their answers after being proven wrong? Are they just being ignorant and arrogant?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

No way

My scammer is blackmailing me. If I don't pay 300 euros, he will send my intimate photos to my relatives. What should I do?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Space

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How Ticket Resellers Caused Drama at Miley Cyrus’ ‘Something Beautiful’ Tribeca Film Premiere - The Hollywood Reporter

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Still no good.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...